Farm Fresh Fan Gifts

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'