Farm Fresh Fan Gifts

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Grocery Shopping

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'