Farm Living Fan Gifts

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Hang on a minute...'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Milkin' Impossible

1,572 Performances.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"