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'Serves me right for frowning.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Hang on a minute...'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

1,572 Performances.

Milkin' Impossible

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"