Cooling Appliances Gifts

"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"To toast!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"Does it come with magnets?"

The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

Jim's Smart Kettle

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."