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"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"To toast!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Jim's Smart Kettle

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Pumping up wig in blender.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day