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"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'That hasn't been invented yet. And even if it was, we couldn't afford one.'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'Toasters don't make toast, people make toast...'

'Something tells me the development of this new electric cooker isn't ready yet.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Fan assisted oven.

"She'll come back. . . she always comes back."

'And this is a voucher for a free toaster. . . you know, once those are invented.'

Appliance Theatre

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

"I love this new, smart coffee maker. It comes with a drone that flies to Brazil to get our coffee."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"Awesome! Dad fixed the toaster!"

"I'm looking for a new dishwasher. I divorced the old one."

"This model isn't 'smart,' but its Olfactory-Awareness design lets you know when you've burned the toast."

"I realized how much time I was wasting chewing my cud, so to get more free time, I bought myself a blender..."

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

"It's great for quesadillas."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Devil buys a fridge (its hot in hell).

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"It's a magnet fridge."

'A steady diet of statistics isn't good for it...'

'They're never satisfied. Now my wife wants a microwaved fire.'

"We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don't have the counter space."

'Your mother and I think you're old enough to know now, son -- you're a toaster.'

The Interactive Toaster.

"...includes Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, MP3 player, USB 3.0 and an SD card reader. This is one sweet toaster!"

Jim checks his breadbox

"Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?"

'The freezer's on the blink again.'