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"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Smartphone Sonogram

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Ready for a run!

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

'Data Dude' magazine.

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

Remote Toaster

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."