Cooling Gadgets Prints

'Pssst! Look what I snuck past those bonebrains!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Smartphone Sonogram

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Ready for a run!

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Chasebook for Dogs

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

The Poo-ber Autowalker

'Data Dude' magazine.

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Remote Toaster