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'Pssst! Look what I snuck past those bonebrains!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Addiction to mobile.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Tuppermalware

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Push Notifications

"She has to find just the right spot."

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Remote Toaster

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

Microphone Feedback

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

Silhouettes

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'