Cooling Gadget Fan Pillows

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Tuppermalware

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Push Notifications

Remote Toaster

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Solar powered sunbed.

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

Microphone Feedback

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

Silhouettes

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'