Miniature Gadget Fan Pillows

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Packaging Russian Dolls

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'They sure have small litters.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Remote Toaster

Bottle Battle

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

Microphone Feedback

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

Silhouettes

Does it come with an anti virus package?

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?