Portable Tech Fan Pillows

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"It appears you have a virus."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Fireplace Projector.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Vents, real and digital.

Push Notifications

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Remote Toaster

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Selfie Extension Stik