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Heat Wave Podium

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Electric Blanket.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Air conditioning.

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

Air conditioner.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

Heating costs.