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101 uses of a dead cat: fan

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Heat Wave Podium

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Air conditioner.

Sticker Shock 2007.

Air conditioning.

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Foot in ice cube.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

More Hamptons

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."