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"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"This looks like a good spot."

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Sticker Shock 2007.

Air conditioning.

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Gas Vs. Electric

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

Bland leading the bland.

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

"Nobody's around. Let's chug it."