Cooling Solutions T-Shirts

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Heat Wave Podium

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Air conditioning.

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Air conditioner.

Foot in ice cube.

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

More Hamptons

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

The Open Refrigerator

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

Ice cubes

"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."

"Alright to tweak the central heating down a notch dear?"

". . . I said, that new air-conditioner sure is powerful!"

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

101 uses of a dead cat: fan