Cooling Solutions T-Shirts

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Heat Wave Podium

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Air conditioning.

Air conditioner.

Foot in ice cube.

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

More Hamptons

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

Ice cubes

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

The Open Refrigerator

"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."