Home Cooling Solutions Mugs

Heat Wave Podium

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Electric Blanket.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Air conditioning.

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

Air conditioner.

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

Heating costs.