Electric Appliances Gifts

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"To toast!"

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

Jim's Smart Kettle

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Pumping up wig in blender.