Appliances Gifts

'Your husband is on line two. He says it's an emergency. He wants to know how to work the microwave.'

A Penguin shows a fridge: 'This is my Global warming shelter!'

Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

"I'm afraid you can't keep coming to try out the dishwashers, madam."

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

"I find things go around in cycles."

"My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen.. "Frank got me a toaster for Christmas."

'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'If you don't fix this cord, I'll do it myself. Don't say you weren't warned.'

"My turn next!"

Snake Charmer Cleaning Stairs with Vacuum.

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Do you know anything about parachutes? Not anything more than I know about gas stoves.

"I hear the diswasher has been cheating on the coffee pot."

'Have you tried not watching it, sir?'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

"Hey, have you heard the one about the broken dishwasher, the irate customer, and the 'I don't give a damn' customer service?"

"Wow Dad, will you take me to Zanussi one day?"

'I'd like a similar dishwasher to this one. But with fewer breakages!'

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

"To toast!"

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Madam seems quite taken with the kiddies setting."

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

Professional Dishwasher Loading Championship

"While you were on your fishing holiday with your pals I bought a new dishwasher!"

Mother Nature goes appliance shopping.