Home Appliances Gifts

'What seems to be the problem?'

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

It's hard to when I'm always under pressure."

Bought one last year. Biggest mistake we ever made. He keeps putting the milk back upside down.

Wouldn't it be simpler just to buy me a clothes dryer?

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

'I think I've found our overload.'

'From this X-ray, I can see that there is no possibility of reviving your toaster.'

More or less dry

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

Automatic Dishwasher.

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

"The microwave is broke. It did warm my food, but it also tossed it around and broke my plate."

'Is it supposed to do that?'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"Give her a few minutes, she just realized she's reached the age when you get excited by things like air fryers."

'My freezer's on the blink again.'

'Our dishwasher is so old we have to kick it to get it started, but the kids like Gramma so I guess we'll keep her a while longer.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"How much for a soundproof freezer chest in his size?"

"I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it"

"This one also has a 'Cool' setting for the summer months."

'She was cleaning out the refrigerator and it turned on her'

'I'm making milk shakes for everyone!'

"See? It does that all the time!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I'd like my vacuum cleaner

"Hair-dryer broken again?"

'Okay, okay, you were right -- the espresso machine was a bad idea!'

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

Dryer, 'lint filter'--'sock filter'

'You suck!'

'Entertainment Services'