Home Appliances Mugs

'What seems to be the problem?'

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

It's hard to when I'm always under pressure."

Wouldn't it be simpler just to buy me a clothes dryer?

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

More or less dry

'From this X-ray, I can see that there is no possibility of reviving your toaster.'

'I think I've found our overload.'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

Bought one last year. Biggest mistake we ever made. He keeps putting the milk back upside down.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

"How much for a soundproof freezer chest in his size?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'My freezer's on the blink again.'

Automatic Dishwasher.

'Our dishwasher is so old we have to kick it to get it started, but the kids like Gramma so I guess we'll keep her a while longer.'

"Give her a few minutes, she just realized she's reached the age when you get excited by things like air fryers."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'Is it supposed to do that?'

'Entertainment Services'

"Hair-dryer broken again?"

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

Dryer, 'lint filter'--'sock filter'

'You suck!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Okay, okay, you were right -- the espresso machine was a bad idea!'

"I'd like my vacuum cleaner

"The new smart dryer sends you an email when your husband doesn't separate the darks and lights!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

Washing machine

Wayne had had to choose - holiday, or buy a new tumble dryer.

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."