Modern Appliances Gifts

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'There's nothing on.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Now you can send it."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Fresh pepper?"