Modern Appliances Gifts

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There's nothing on.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."