Cooling Systems Gifts

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Man with melted face in desert.

Air conditioning.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Organic Soldering.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Heat Wave Podium

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

Air conditioner.

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."