Water Coolers Gifts

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

"This is a tough place to work..."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

No Loitering. Beware of the Dog.

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."