Watercooler Enthusiast Gifts

Bland leading the bland.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'Uh-oh... the boss is wearing his safety boots! That means, someone will get kicked out today!'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'We've had to pool our resources.'

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

"This looks like a good spot."

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"New guy seems pretty aloof."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'The boss doesn't like skiving around the water cooler!'

Sticker Shock 2007.

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'