Watercooler Conversationalist Gifts

"Don't be afraid to speak up, Brewer. If we don't like what you have to say we'll just shame you back into silence."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"This is a tough place to work..."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'