Cooling Aficionado Gifts

". . . I said, that new air-conditioner sure is powerful!"

Poor Circulation Desk

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'California: Here I come!'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"This looks like a good spot."

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Sticker Shock 2007.