Cooling Aficionado Gifts

". . . I said, that new air-conditioner sure is powerful!"

Poor Circulation Desk

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'California: Here I come!'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"This looks like a good spot."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Air conditioner.

Your Bath's Ready.

'They all look alike to me.'

Sticker Shock 2007.

Air conditioning.