Cooling Enthusiast Gifts

'Wouldn't an air conditioner be better than all of those fans?'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

Man with melted face in desert.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Baking

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"This looks like a good spot."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

'I told him not to install central air.'