Cooling Enthusiast Mugs

'Wouldn't an air conditioner be better than all of those fans?'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

Man with melted face in desert.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Baking

"Habanero ..."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"This looks like a good spot."

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

Sticker Shock 2007.

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Air conditioning.