Coolness Enthusiast Gifts

Vending machine offers GET A GRIP $3.75.

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

Born to be Mild.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Baby blanket.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Infinity scarf"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Keeping Warm

You know you're getting old when....