Water Cooler Conveyor Gifts

'We give bonuses only to people who won't tell that they got one.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Fish in Water Cooler.

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'We've had to pool our resources.'

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

Box of powdered gossip, just add water.

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

"Believe me, management isn't talking about you behind your back. In fact, they're not talking about you at all."

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

"New guy seems pretty aloof."

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"I noticed on the way here, but if I turned around I wasn't coming back."

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

"I've had enough reports for one day. Bring me some gossip."

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

'I must confess that before you informed me of the invaluable work you do for this company, I didn't actually know you existed.'

"Long bike ride last weekend?"