Chilled Out King Gifts

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'

On holiday.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"My feet are cold."

Inactive wear store.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

His master's chill-out album

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Sofa Sunday

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Chillaxing!

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.