Chilled Out King Prints

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'

On holiday.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"My feet are cold."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Inactive wear store.

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Sofa Sunday

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Chillaxing!

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"