Convenience Queen/king Prints

"So what are you going to do with all this time you've saved?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Any time is cake o'clock

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Sweet surprise.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

The secret lives of household things.

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

Church Drive-Thru.

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Drive Thru Police Station

Octopus

"Enough!"

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'

Cats, always on the lookout for new recruits.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

Housewife

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Pond Village Store Generalists

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.