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'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Counting ribs

Allotment

"Take me to your Larder!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Sweet surprise.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Will work for Food Network.

The secret lives of household things.

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Paul Bocuse caricature

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Toastquest!

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher