Kitchen Garden King Pillows

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Counting ribs

Allotment

"Take me to your Larder!"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Sweet surprise.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Will work for Food Network.

The secret lives of household things.

Boy baking a cake.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Toastquest!

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher