Kitchen King/queen Pillows

Octopus

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Too much cilantro

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Take me to your Larder!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Salt and Pepper

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

The Perfect Foil

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Sweet surprise.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Will work for Food Network.

The secret lives of household things.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Entertainment systems

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"You have arrived at your destination."