Kitchen Kings And Queens Pillows

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Too much cilantro

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Baker Romance

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Salt and Pepper

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Sweet surprise.

The Perfect Foil

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Will work for Food Network.

The secret lives of household things.

Entertainment systems

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"You have arrived at your destination."