Kitchen Queen Pillows

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Have you ever considered changing careers Mom?"

"You're the chef? Well, my compliments anyway."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Sorry.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Mum's Baking is best!

Mother Goddess statue being offered gifts of household alliances

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Baker Romance

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Sweet surprise.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

The secret lives of household things.

Chef Cake Topper

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"