Kitchen Gardens Pillows

"Every damn potato's a freak."

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Allotment

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'You made me jump.'

Boy baking a cake.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Post Game Day Betting.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"It's called being preemptive."