Kitchen Gardens Gifts

"Every damn potato's a freak."

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Allotment

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Boy baking a cake.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'You made me jump.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Post Game Day Betting.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.