Kitchen Garden Kiddo Gifts

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Allotment

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"It's called being preemptive."

"But if you let me lick everything, you won't have to do any dishes."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"Your roots are showing."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Ok, who just gave my cooking a 1-star review on Yelp?"

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Planting Dreams.

Gardening for Beginners

"Can I move in with you?"

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."