Kitchen Queens T-Shirts

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Take me to your Larder!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Too much cilantro

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Baker Romance

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Sweet surprise.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

The secret lives of household things.

Chef Cake Topper

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."