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Domestic Goddess.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Too much cilantro

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Do you have an Isa?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."