Culinary Queen T-Shirts

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"Oy! I didnʻt make enough!"

"Profession?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

'Dear, you have to get better. It´s almost time to prepare our dinner.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

"There's no rest for the wicked."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Chef Cake Topper

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."