Quirky Kitchen King/queen Gifts

The secret lives of household things.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

"Take me to your Larder!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Sweet surprise.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Paul Bocuse caricature

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Mum's Baking is best!

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cuckoo blender