Kitchen King Gifts

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Chef carrying his spoon in a case.

'It's a guy thing. I saw it had turbo assist and I bought it!'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Gordon Ramsey's Refrigerator

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."

Paul Bocuse caricature

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

The new set of saucepans were certainly going to be a surprise.

Gordon Ramsey.

'... And here's the kitchen. This is where you'll be living.'

Chef with stuffed chickens as trophies.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Of course I don't love food more than you! How could you say such a thing in front of Hammy?!'

'How should I know what it is, I'm just the person who cooks things!'

"We're now officially not welcome here."

Counting ribs

The super jumbo extra large with nothing on it.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Too much cilantro

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"