Kitty Kitchen King Gifts

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Will work for Food Network.

The secret lives of household things.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Toastquest!

Murderous Chef

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Mum's Baking is best!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.