Kitchen King Of The Jungle Gifts

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

Counting ribs

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Husband bakes a pie

I made you a cake!

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

The Inexperienced Cook

"Gigot de sept heures."

Will work for Food Network.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"More helium."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'