Kitchen King Of The Jungle Prints

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

Counting ribs

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Husband bakes a pie

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

I made you a cake!

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

The Inexperienced Cook

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Will work for Food Network.

"Tarzan no want computer."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"More helium."

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Time for pancakes!